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There is a simple two-step formula for humor: surprise and a victim. For example, if a girl says, “I have a boyfriend,” and you respond, “He can watch.” She will probably laugh because that reply is unexpected, and in that scenario, her boyfriend is the victim. The victim can be a third party, however, it can also be you or the girl you’re talking to. Here are a few examples of what this looks like:
The girl says, “What do you do for a living?
”You reply, “I raise cats.” (She will probably laugh because it’s a surprising answer, and you are the victim of having to raise cats for a living.)
The girl says, “Where are you from?”You reply, “Zimbabwe.”
(Again, she will most likely laugh because the answer is surprising, and you are a victim in the sense that you’re saying you’re from an impoverished country.)
Girl says, “You’re really cute.”You reply, “You’re cute too. Like a Koala bear.” (She’ll probably laugh because the answer is unexpected, and of course, she is the victim: a Koala bear is cute but not in the way a woman wants to be cute.)
Humor is pretty simple if you boil it down to its core elements: surprise and a victim. You don’t have to gifted with a godly wit to make girls laugh, you just need to apply the formula.
To be clear, not everything that has a surprise and a victim is funny. If you tell a girl, “You have a face for radio.” She’s probably not going to laugh.
There’s a fine line between funny and offensive; the difference is that something is offensive when it blatantly attacks someone’s self-image.
So calling a girl fat, ugly, or stupid, or even implying those things, probably isn’t going to be funny.
Similarly, if a statement is so surprising that it isn’t believable, it also won’t be funny. When a girl asks where you’re from, if you replied, “I’m from hell.”
That wouldn’t be particularly funny because it’s not at all relatable. So, anything you say that isn’t surprising and has no victim, probably won’t be funny, and anything that’s too surprising or victimizes someone aggressively probably also won’t be funny, but anything in-between those bounds will be.
If you can make girls laugh, they will enjoy your company, and they will want to spend more time with you. That doesn’t by itself mean women will want to have sex with you, but it will open the door to countless opportunities.
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